Here are 6 Amazon products that are definitely not for cocaine See all Editor's Picks The Daily Dot Bazaar Amazon is the world’s largest online marketplace, but if you assumed that the site has something for everyone, you were sorely mistaken. As it turns out, Amazon doesn’t have anything for cocaine addicts. Not a single thing. In fact, Amazon’s various sellers are so strictly opposed to the idea that you might do cocaine that many have taken the admirable step of noting it in their product descriptions. Here are a few of the most popular Amazon products that are absolutely, definitely not intended to be used for any type of illegal, white, powdery substance.1. Small Glass Vial with Spoon Sure, the seller notes that this little kit "can be used in [a] lab for chemicals or powders," but we all know this is definitely not for doing cocaine at all. The description makes it very clear that this is to be used only for tobacco, and since finely ground snuff tobacco is so insanely popular these days, that's absolutely why these are being sold. 

2. Glass Vial with Golden Spoon A classier version of a definitely-not-for-cocaine vial and matching spoon. Still not intended for anything remotely illegal. 3. Double Barrel Nasal Sniffer This little beauty comes with an interesting disclaimer that warns that it is designed only for "energy powder." ag941 vacuum cleanerYou know what energy powder is? dyson dc14 overdrive vacuum cleanerNot cocaine, that's for sure. hoover pu2110 upright vacuum cleaner4. Permanent Marker Stash Safe Now this is a very interesting item indeed. It's a glass vial and "nasal straw" that hides inside a fake marker. The seller claims, once again, that it is to be used only with tobacco, which makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

Obviously you'd need to hide something that is perfectly legal and definitely not cocaine.5. It may not be a Hoover, but this shiny "nasal straw" boasts "easy snorting," which will absolutely make your next party a whole lot of fun. Unless you're doing something illegal, because that's not what this is for. 6. Deluxe Snorting Kit - Not For Cocaine This kit—which includes a mirror, razor blade, vial, spatula/spoon tool, and straw—is clearly not designed for cocaine. We know this for sure, because the seller actually put "Not For Cocaine" in the product name. That makes it pretty clear, but if you need any further proof, you can just head down to the reviews section, where people who don't ever use cocaine explain why they bought the item. This gentleman bought it for its festive theme: This person bought it to stop snooping cops from assuming that he was a drug addict, which can be a real pain for someone who doesn't use cocaine but wants a snorting kit anyway:

And this guy bought it for...for...OK, this guy might actually be using it for cocaine:Update 9:00am CT, Jan.25: Amazon appears to have removed the listings for the six products showcased above. We've reach out for comment and will report back as soon as we receive an explanation. Photo via andronicusmax/Flickr (CC BY 2.0) | Illustration via Max Fleishman Up next after the break: Sold by Artish and Fulfilled by Amazon. Metal Snuff Bullet Black - rocket sniffer snorter Small Glass Bottle with Snuff Spoon -High End Pocket Sized Glass Vial (Black) FREE Shipping on orders over $49. Details5-Pack acrylic snuff bullet w/ glass vial Snuff rocket snorter FREE Shipping on orders over $49. up to 15% discount depends on the quantity Here's how (restrictions apply) Shipping Weight: 0.3 ounces (View shipping rates and policies) #1,896 in Sports & Outdoors (See Top 100 in Sports & Outdoors) in Health & Personal Care > House Supplies 5 star45%4 star13%3 star8%2 star7%1 star27%See all 175 customer reviewsTop Customer ReviewsI feel numbPoorly Made and Doesn't Work Too WellBlack metal bulletIt works great.

Seems like a lot of these are hit or missInsane technology!Adverts from the 1970s for glamorous cocaine accessories such as ivory spoons and a gold razor have been unearthed.The adverts, clipped from drug magazines from 1976 to 1981 and containing glossy images of women, resurfaced and were posted on Reddit showing extravagant items such as jade spoons and ivory straws to take cocaine illegally.The Netflix series Narcos, about the crimes of Pablo Escobar, inspired fans to find the imagery glamorising drugs in a not-so-subtle way. An advert uses a glamorous woman sat behind scales holding white powder and claims its cocaine to be safe for 'you, your baby and your lady' One advert advises the reader to splash out on an ivory spoon costing $25 ( £16.14) to take their cocaine with This French system called 'Tout de suite' claims to offer 'no lumps, no waste' with the systemIn the US, while drug use is illegal, advertising for drug paraphernalia is legal and marijuana items are a huge industry following new legislation.

But, as these adverts show, cocaine was the market leader back in the 1970s.The adverts, from companies such as Sno-Blo (which offers a 'nose doucher' - 'the civilised alternative to wet fingers') and The Blue Lady ('the choice for cocaine connoisseurs'), often show glamorous women enjoying the products.Drug use in America reached its peak in 1979, when one in 10 Americans used illegal drugs on a regular basis.During the 1970s, cocaine was touted as a high-class drug because of its expensive price and high-status, and it was said to have no serious consequences. The price dropped steadily and by the mid-1980s six million Americans used it regularly. Unbelievable adverts include one for a 'hot box' for testing the quality of the drugs and a silver 'flake plate' for cutting cocaine. Sno-Blo is advertised as a 'nose doucher' and the company claims it's more civilised than using wet fingers The Hot Box machine allows the user to work out the percentage of pure cocaine when taking it at home

Some extravagant items include a jade spoon, left, and a 14K gold blade and spoon to use cocaine, right The 'flake plate' is made of bevelled glass and appears to be for cutting cocaine on This bottle claimed to remove moisture from the cocaine to stop it becoming 'slush' A sketched woman and moustachioed man are pictured with this oral or nasal ingester A collection of silver paraphernalia for cocaine has 'unsurpassed design' and includes a pendant with a blade to cut the drugs as well as filigree spoonsThe adverts include many high-end accessories, with silver pendants, 14K gold blades and ornate spoons - one even offers a jade spoon.'New' inventions claim to increase the ease of cocaine taking, ensuring it is up to scratch and you can snort without any spillage.One item offers to take the moisture out of cocaine, ensuring it's 'snow' not 'slush', while another is a container which claims to get rid of any lumps or waste. A flute is a 'real whistle' and also used to ingest the drugs for $5.99 (£3.87)

A company called 'Johnny's Snowflake' offers a no-spill straw. It claims the user will recoup their $25 (£16.14) cost with the first use and can be also be used simply as a straw or spoon An advert selling mirrors with 'precut grooves' to cut the drugs on is light-hearted and jokes that the weather forecast for that evening is snowAn advert for a measuring tool which prevents 'toot' spillage even doubles up as a whistle, while another contraption can be used for cocaine - or simply as a spoon or straw.Further designs for snorters include one which looks like a mini vacuum cleaner, while another sprouts from the mouth of a fish. Some offer concern for your noses by selling solutions for when 'too much of a good thing hurts'. While another allows you to bypass your nose altogether, shooting the snow straight into your lungs using an 'oral ingester'. The front cover of a magazine with a cocaine special includes articles on 'heroin reconsidered' 'Cokesnuff' is advertised for just 75 cents (48p) and another ad asks if travelling is making drugs less powerfulMany of the advertisements are for mirrors with a non-slip backing such as Easy Liner's with a cork back.

While a stylish brown suede set comprises a vial, straw, blade and an extra pocket for your spoon as well as your 'stash'.One advert for Screenz, a 'new' invention that claims the user will never need a blade again for cutting the drugs, comes in handmade teakwood for just $7 (£4.52).The widely accepted use of cocaine is demonstrated, too, by a magazine cover. 'Head' offers a cocaine special and includes and article on 'heroin reconsidered'. The Frost-Ade Kit contains a vial and straw, blade and a 'stash pocket' in brown suede A gadget that 'fluffs your stash' is for sale in teakwood and makes a little go a long way Mirrors for sale from the 'White Lady' brand appear to be for the use of cutting cocaine 'The hooter' in the shape of a hoover appears to be used to cut cocaine in a line A finely-tuned set of scales weigh anything from 1/16 of an ounce to 22 pounds and costs $44.95 (£29.02) This advert offers help when 'too much of a good thing hurts' and advises using the wash to protect the nose